Jokes and Riddles to Make Students Smile
School can be tough sometimes. Every now and again it’s a good to take a break from your studies to unwind. The best way to relax? Smiling of course! Maybe try writing some jokes with friends to spread more smiles around school. Here are some jokes and riddles about your favorite subjects to share with your classmates and teachers!
Q: Are monsters good at math?
A: No, unless you Count Dracula.
Q: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10
Q: Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn’t Cosine
Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
Q. Why did the right triangle put the air conditioner on?
A: Because it was 90 degrees.
Q: Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
A: She covers the story from every angle
Q: Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
Q: Do you know a statistics joke?
A: Probably, but it’s mean
Q: What do you call numbers that can’t stay still?
A: Roamin’ numerals.
Q: Why is a math book depressed?
A: Because it has so many problems.
Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: Acute angle.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q. Why is electricity so dangerous?
A. It doesn’t conduct itself.
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q. What’s the first thing you should learn in chemistry?
A. Never lick the spoon.
Q: What did the proton tell the electron?
A: Don’t be so negative!
Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist?
A: Don’t take me for granite!
Q: What does the diamond say to the other diamond?
A: “Sorry, I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately”
Q: “How often do I make chemistry-related jokes?”
Q: Why Did The Atom Cross the Road?
A: Because It Was Time To Split!
Q: What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?
A: Tooth or Dare
Q: What is the most musical bone?
A: The Trom-bone!
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Social Studies Jokes
Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
A: Norse code.
Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/4th!
Q: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
A: Let’s rule Toga-ether!
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: Why did Renoir become an Impressionist?
A: He did it for the Monet.
Q: Where did Montezuma go to college?
A: Az Tech.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up!
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